Oh hey there, fellow human! 🕵️
So you finally found me, huh? Impressive detective work!

const aboutMe = () => {
  greeting: "Hey human! 👋",
  confession: "Since you found me, let me spill the beans...",

  The plot twist: I'm actually a developer (surprise!)
  identity: "A developer with way too many dreams",
  experience: "Worked on multiple projects (some even worked!)",

  My secret obsession (not cats, unfortunately)
  passion: "Data visualization - been obsessed since childhood",
  childhoodDream: "Making boring data look pretty ✨",

  The classic developer paradox
  currentStatus: "Jack of all trades, master of... well, working on it",
  skills: {
    frontend: "React, Next.js, SvelteKit (the holy trinity)",
    backend: "Node.js and the server-side mysteries",
    currentObsession: "Frappe Framework (I love it... when it works)"
  },

  My superpower (or curse?)
  personality: "I stick to my projects like a loyal golden retriever",
  motto: "Dream big, code bigger, debug biggest",

  The transformation arc
  currentMission: "Trying to evolve from 'jack of all' to 'master of some'",
  status: "Work in progress... like my GitHub repos"

  return "Thanks for stalking my portfolio! 😄";
};